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Tuesday, June 22, 2010

True Story Tuesday - Favors on the Beach



It's Tuesday and i am linking up again with Once Upon A Miracle for True Story Tuesday!  Last week I was venting and this week, for some reason I remembered this little tale, and thought I would share the surprise with you.

Several years ago, my Dear Husband  decided at the last minute to give me a cruise for Christmas.  It was a sweet thought, however on New Years Day he was laid off.  The cruise had been paid for and was only 1 month away.  At the time Cameron was only 5 and we decided that he would go with us, because I was having some health issues and I didn't want to leave him behind because well the future was looking kind of ....

Anyway, while on this cruise we were flat broke!  We had enough money to pay the tips, the parking bill and then just a $150 to spend and for the trip home.  Needless to say we didn't waste anything on this cruise doing silly excursions.  All of our friends decided to take a "Party Boat" to a "Private Beach" for $100 per person.  We didn't join them for that trip, we took a cab to a "Public Beach"  I put these in quotations because the Party Boat was a boat, that had all the liquor you could drink on the ride to your destination.  The free liquor was a single bottle passed around from person to person you take a drink and pass it on - gross, and I will get to the part about the beach.

I must say for a public beach there was no one in site except the people that worked at the bar.  We found a little cabana, my hubby ordered some Sol for himself and a couple of Coke's for me and Cam.  While we were waiting on our drinks we decided to go for a swim.  The water was warm and it really was like being on a private beach!  While we were swimming this other couple arrived.  They were a bit older than me.  Not OLD, but old enough to know better you know what I mean (maybe mid to late 50's)?

THANK GOD Wes and Cam decided to go walking down the beach, I was just relaxing in the sun enjoying the quite of the beach and watching the other couple swim.  She had this really cute one piece bathing suite on, I remember thinking how cute it was, and how nice it looked on her.  (Please tell me I'm not the only woman that does this).  By this time they were walking back to their cabana (located RIGHT BESIDE of mine) and do you know what she did?  She stripped down to the complete buff and changed her bathing suit right there in front of me.  That is not the worst thing she did.

This chick dropped to her knees and did her man a favor with me sitting there! (If you don't understand favor send me an email and I will explain) I really tried not to watch, but it is kind of like someone shining a light in your eyes, for some reason you just can't look away.  I was in shock!  No offence to anyone over the age of 50 reading this, but I really didn't think people that age did this sort of thing, certainly not in PUBLIC!  The guy from the bar actually went over delivered their drinks at the table that he was sitting at (she was still kneeling) gave them a funny look and laughed as he walked back by me! About the time she "finished" Wes and Cameron walked back up, (I'm glad they were gone so long - I would have hated to tap her on the shoulder and tell her to put that away). 

They had found the "Private" beach that our friends were at and he wanted to join them - well I jumped right up and grabbed our stuff and we took off down the beach!  Let me tell you that private beach was so crowded that we couldn't find a place to sit - but at least nothing X-RATED was going on there!

The next time we visited that place, we went back to our public beach, so that we could have more privacy (LOL) and a place to sit.  We did make sure to cover Cam's eyes until we knew there were no porn stars in the making sitting around!

13 comments:

Jenilee said...

oh my... i understand! we were just in europe and the beaches there are VERY x rated! lots of topless women and speedoed men! crazy! and very uncomfortable for this very modest girl! :)

Stacy said...

I figured you were going to say she got buck, but I was NOT expected to say she started servicing her man! Holy Crap! I'm a bit of a pervert and that even surprised me.



(stopping by from Once Upon a Miracle)

Lisa said...

oh my gosh, that is funny, but not!!! did they serviced man seem to be bothered at all, with the waiting walking up or anything? My guess would be since he's a man......no.....

Nya's mom said...

lol. That (the 50-something couple's public "loving") is crazy! I can't believe that they would do that so brazenly! But, I guess they still have "desires" too.

You know, come to think of it, if they were any age, I would be "weirded" out by that!

Thanks for sharing and for the laugh. I needed it!

-Jessica

Beth Zimmerman said...

Oh my goodness! First let me assure that life does go on ... even after 50! And then ... oh my goodness! That's CRAZY!

Tiffany said...

Oh that is just wrong!!! My hubby is half-French, and he was traumitized many summers from the same type of "events". Nasty, just nasty.

Foursons said...

Oh my gosh. My eyes just got so wide. I figured she went topless or something but not completely nude and then to perform favors on her man! Oh my word. That is a bit much.

He & Me + 3 said...

Can I just say OMGROSSNESS! For real that is just not right. Wowzers I am in shock and i didn't even see it. LOL Yikes.

Rachel said...

Oh no way... no way. I need to bleach my eyeballs. I was already traumatized by the nudity on Denmark's beaches, but I cannot imagine being faced with that scene and keeping it together!


WOW... just WOW!

Thanks for linking up.

I'm still in shock, LOL!

Tara said...

LOL That is crazy!! On our cruise to St. Maarten, I was shocked to see the over 50s topless but thank goodness they were down a ways from us and they weren't doing that!! I think I would have gotten up to find my hubby and son!

kneesandpaws said...

EWWW, I think I'll take my hiking trip with the seventeen bears over your cruise. Sometimes people are worse than animals!

Mr. Daddy said...

I guess there are favors, and then there are FAVORS!!!!!LOL

But there is definitely a time and a place......ROFL....

Diana said...

Let me join in the group thought..

*ahem*

EWWWWWWWWWWWW!!

I'm over fifty, but HEY folks, there is a right place for those things. I mean, really now. Ick ick ick. LOL!

I need to go beat my head on the wall now to erase the images. :p